Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Cheese Quake

Dirt Quake, Dirt Quake II, Dirt Quake USA, Dirt Quake III and next up Cheese Quake. Oregon is a progressive state but this new 'Blizzard Treat' is verging on avant-garde. On our drive up to Portland from LA, we pulled off Interstate Highway 5 into Cottage Grove, and were promptly given the bird by a local pick-up driver for no apparent reason (the rest of the population was very, very friendly) so cautiously overtook him. Then came across the local Dairy Queen and were given a second salute, as we pulled in. We re-energised on synthetic 'creamy vanilla soft serve' (they are evidently not legally allowed to even call it ice cream). BP

4 comments:

Dan said...

If I pulled off while driving I'd expect a negative reaction, even in progressive Oregon.

JamesJ said...

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747 said...

America

Tom said...

I bet they sell them in the market in Ashton in Makerfield too